May Someone Said



May 28

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.  Jef Raskin

May 27

He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him. - Eddie Cantor

May 26

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. - Will Rogers

May 25

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp


May 24

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. - Jane Wagner

May 21

I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position. -

 Pat Conroy

May 20

 Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

May 19

 In summer, the song sings itself. - William Carlos Williams

May 18

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. - Gustave Flaubert

May 17

If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all. - Anna Quindlen 

May 14

Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others. - Virginia Woolf

May 13

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant

May 12

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

May 11

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. - Abraham Lincoln

May 10

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell - anonymous

May 7

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. - Richard Braunstein

May 6

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

May 5

 You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -Olin Miller

May 4


History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.- Winston Churchill

May 3

Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems. -Billy Joel




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