August Someone Said



August 27

Indecision may or may not be my problem. - Jimmy Buffett

August 26

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson  

August 25
The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra
August 24
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill
August 23

It's only when you abandon your ambitions that they become possible. - Thomas Keneally

August 20
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
August 19

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

August 18

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

August 17
The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle
August 16
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near that place. - Steven Wright
August 13
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles Schultz

August 12
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.- Mother Theresa
August 11
This thing that we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down. - Mary Pickford
August 10

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

August 9

Blame someone else and get on with your life.- Alan Woods

August 6

 If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

August 5
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal - Ovid
August 4
 I know this--a man got to do what he got to do. - John Steinbeck
August 3

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. - Doug Larson


August 2
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects - Lester B. Pearson




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