April Someone Said



April 30

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything good in the world.- Helen Keller

April 29

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.

-Cullen Hightower

April 28

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.-Mae West

April 27

 The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.- Buddha

April 26

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers


April 23

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

April 22 

 I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure. - 

John D. Rockefeller

April 21 

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. - Dorothy Parker

April 20 

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

April 19 

 If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. - Albert Einstein

April 16

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

April 15

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Ben Franklin

April 14

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.- W. M. Lewis

April 13

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost


April 12 
All Good things must come to an end. The crappy stuff however, goes on forever.


April 9
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde



April 8  
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell


April 7
The bigger a man's head gets, the easier it is to fill his shoes. - Unknown

April 6

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West

April 5 

Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. 

- F. Scott Fitzgerald


April 2

If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable. - Seneca


April 1

After all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than done. - Unknown




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