December 15 - A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No," replies the vet, "because he's really heavy"
December 8 - Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam"
December 1 - "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."
That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?" the man asked.
The doctor replied, "It's not unusual."