Viva LAS VEGAS 

                  Vegas is like heaven except dirtier. I mean it's got bright lights and shiny stuff, plus you can eat anything imaginable at any time of the day or night. Now don't get me wrong, I've never actually been to heaven, and as a disclaimer I will add that heaven and Las Vegas probably aren't ALL THAT similar. Okay so they're really nothing alike with the possible exception that someday I would like to go to heaven and right now I like going to Las Vegas.

                 There are a lot of commercials that say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but I would like to break the rules and share a story or two on my most recent journey. I promise though it won't be filled with random pictures accessorized with lameass captions like, 'me and the gladiators at Caesar's'. You know stuff like that. There may be a picture or two of Vegas sights, but the stories are pretty much stand-alone. 

My First Kissograph

The Underwear

Objects on the Strip Are Farther Than They Appear