March Someone Said
In the fight between you and the world, back the world. - Frank Zappa
To Err is human, to really screw things up takes a computer
When you don't want to be early you'll hit every green light. When you don't want to be late you'll hit every red one.
Never say things can't get worse or Fate will go out of its way to prove you wrong.
If everything seems to be going your way, Worry.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -Bill Cosby
By the time you need a friend it's already too late to make one. -Mark Twain
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
The hallway of every man's life is paced with pictures; pictures gay and pictures gloomy, all useful, for if we be wise, we can learn from them a richer and braver way to live. - Sean O'Casey
all the money ever I had I've spent it in good company And all the harm I've
ever done Alas it was to none but me And all I've done for want of width To
memory now I can't recall So fill to me the parting glass Good night and joy be
with you all - Clancy
God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't take over the world.
Beer the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems - Homer Simpson
We were never meant to happen but that doesn't mean to say, we can't share a glass and look back with a smile - The Three Toms
I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right. -George M. Cohan
Always remember that the future comes one day at a time. -Dean Acheson
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
Laugh and the World Laughs With You, Cry and It's Usually Because the World is Laughing at you.