March Someone Said
March 31
In the fight between you and the world, back the world. - Frank Zappa
March 30
To Err is human, to really screw things up takes a computer
March 29
When you don't want to be early you'll hit every green light. When you don't want to be late you'll hit every red one.
March 26
Never say things can't get worse or Fate will go out of its way to prove you wrong.
March 25
If everything seems to be going your way, Worry.
March 24
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -Bill Cosby
March 23
By the time you need a friend it's already too late to make one. -Mark Twain
March 22
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
March 19
The hallway of every man's life is paced with pictures; pictures gay and pictures gloomy, all useful, for if we be wise, we can learn from them a richer and braver way to live. - Sean O'Casey
March 18
Of
all the money ever I had I've spent it in good company And all the harm I've
ever done Alas it was to none but me And all I've done for want of width To
memory now I can't recall So fill to me the parting glass Good night and joy be
with you all - Clancy
Brothers
March 17
God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't take over the world.
March 16
Beer the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems - Homer Simpson
March 15
We were never meant to happen but that doesn't mean to say, we can't share a glass and look back with a smile - The Three Toms
March 12
I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right. -George M. Cohan
March 11
Always remember that the future comes one day at a time. -Dean Acheson
March 10
- "I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." - E.E. Cummings
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March 9
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
March 8
Laugh and the World Laughs With You, Cry and It's Usually Because the World is Laughing at you.