March Someone Said

 

March 31

In the fight between you and the world, back the world. - Frank Zappa

 

March 30 

To Err is human, to really screw things up takes a computer

 

March 29

When you don't want to be early you'll hit every green light. When you don't want to be late you'll hit every red one.

 

March 26

Never say things can't get worse or Fate will go out of its way to prove you wrong.

 

March 25 

If everything seems to be going your way, Worry.

 

March 24

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -Bill Cosby

 

March 23

By the time you need a friend it's already too late to make one.   -Mark Twain

 

March 22 

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. 

 

March 19

The hallway of every man's life is paced with pictures; pictures gay and pictures gloomy, all useful, for if we be wise, we can learn from them a richer and braver way to live. - Sean O'Casey

March 18

Of all the money ever I had I've spent it in good company And all the harm I've ever done Alas it was to none but me And all I've done for want of width To memory now I can't recall So fill to me the parting glass Good night and joy be with you all - Clancy Brothers

March 17

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't take over the world.

 

March 16 

Beer the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems - Homer Simpson

March 15

We were never meant to happen but that doesn't mean to say, we can't share a glass and look back with a smile - The Three Toms

 

March 12

I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right. -George M. Cohan

  

March 11  

Always remember that the future comes one day at a time. -Dean Acheson

   

March 10

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." - E.E. Cummings
 

March 9

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

     

March 8 

Laugh and the World Laughs With You, Cry and It's Usually Because the World is Laughing at you.

 

 

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