Knock Knock March

March 29 - At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen.

"Paddy," he asked casually, "didn't you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?"

"That I did."

"And you are a bricklayer! It sure is a funny world. Things in life aren't divided equally, are they?"

"No, that they ain't," agreed Paddy, as he proudly slapped the mortar along the line of bricks. "My poor brother couldn't do this to save his life!"

 

March 23 - There were two Irishmen and one of them died. His friend meant so much to  him so he went to the newspaper office to have a notice put in the paper. When he asked the girl how much it would cost, the lady said, 'well it's $10 for 5 inches and then $2.00 for every inch after that.' 

The man looked at her in dismay and she asked him what was wrong. 'Well,' he said, 'my friend was very important to me, but I can't afford it at those prices. See my friend was 6 foot 4.'

 

March 15 - 

"Knock knock"

Q: "Who's there?"

A: "Doris."

Q: "Doris, who?"

A: "Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!!

 

March 8 - A rabbi, a blonde and a talking horse walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says.....Is this some kinda joke?

 

March 1 - Whenever someone does something really cool for me I tell them that someday I will win some sort of huge award and when I give my thank you speech I'll say, "I want to thank someone really special, you know who you are," and I'll be talking about them. That's a lie, I'll really be talking about you. 

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