June Someone Said
Sometimes it's hard to avoid the happiness of others. - David Assael
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
Why is it that bad Karma is instantly punished and good karma is as slowly rewarded.
Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.- Faith Baldwin
If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.-
George S. Patton
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires. - Abigail Van Buren
Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.- Adam Sandler in Billy Madison
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. - Helen Keller
Life is wasted on the living. - Douglas Adams
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
History is rarely made by women who follow the rules.
Life is like a cell phone call, the stuff you like ends abruptly the annoying stuff lasts forever.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.- Ogden Nash
Every hero becomes a bore at last.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. - Mark Twain
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Unknown
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.- Douglas Adams
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sidney J. Harris
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde