July Someone Said

 

July 30

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. - Richard Diran

July 29

I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight. - Robin Green

July 28

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

July 27

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is. - Chuck Reid

July 26

 You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand? - Robert Louis Stevenson

July 23

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Baghot

July 22

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

July 21

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. -  Dan Rather

July 20

If we never had to work Mondays would we all hate Tuesdays?

July 19

Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed - Emily Dickinson.

July 16

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. - Alexander Pope

July 15

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

July 14

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.  - Nancy Astor

July 13

 Destiny is not a matter of chance. It is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. Williams Jennings Bryan

July 12

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

July 9

 I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner

July 8

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

July 7

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

July 6

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. - Carol Burnett

July 2

I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. Nathan Hale

July 1

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

 

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