August Someone Said

 

 

August 27

Indecision may or may not be my problem. - Jimmy Buffett

 
August 26

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson  

 
August 25
 
The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra
 
 
August 24
 
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill
 
 
August 23

It's only when you abandon your ambitions that they become possible. - Thomas Keneally

 
August 20
 
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
 
 
August 19
 

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

 
August 18
 

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

 
August 17
 
The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle
 
 
August 16
 
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near that place. - Steven Wright
 
 
August 13
 
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles Schultz

 
August 12
 
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.- Mother Theresa
 
 
August 11
 
This thing that we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down. - Mary Pickford
 
 
August 10
 

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

 
August 9
 

Blame someone else and get on with your life.- Alan Woods

 
August 6
 

 If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

 
August 5
 
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal - Ovid
 
 
August 4
 
 I know this--a man got to do what he got to do. - John Steinbeck
 
 
August 3

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. - Doug Larson

 

 
August 2
 
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects - Lester B. Pearson

 

 

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